Title:           My Fluffies and Me - Extra Chapter 2: Jokes
Author:          Staccato
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First Edit:      Tuesday 14th of August 2012 06:37:05 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 14th of August 2012 06:37:05 PM CDT

>Despite what many people seem to believe, fluffies have many ways to entertain themselves, even without toys. The majority of them, though, are simply something they borrowed from humans and modelled after the average fluffys mental schemes (or lack thereof), making these pastimes downright strange for the very species that invented them.
>Your fluffies, for example, sometimes love to tell each other knock knock jokes.
>How did they learn what a knock knock joke is? Beats you. Maybe Deep Purples previous owner told her a few and the thing apparently stuck.
>Right now Echoes, Pink Floyd and Deep Purple are sitting on their haunches on the living room floor; Echoes and Purples babies, now five days old, have been granted the permission to exit the safe room for the first time in their really short lives and are currently hugging each other in what probably is the littlest fluffpile ever at their mothers feet.
>You are on the sofa, watching in mild amusement the three adult fluffies telling each other jokes well, kinda.
> nock nock. Its Echoes turn, apparently.
>Who dere?, Pink and Purple diligently reply.
>Yummy.
>Yummy who?
>Yummy sketti!
>As you said, kinda. Its not like they dont have the grasp on the jokes structure More like they dont know that a joke is supposed to be, you know, funny.
>Not like they themselves dont find them funny, mind you. Pink is now rolling on her back, tears flowing from their eyes and an hysterical fit of laughter coming out of her mouth. Dat dat mos funny joke eva!, she exclaims, after shes able to breath normally again.
>My tuwn now!, Purple happily proclaims. nock nock!.
>Who dere?.
>Gud.
>Gud who?
>Gud bahbes!
>This time, Pink nearly chokes herself while laughing. After you make sure shes not in any danger, you decide to intervene. Hey, daddy knows a joke too!.
>The three ponies are ecstatic. Wan heaw dahdeh joke, wan heaw dahdeh joke!.
>Okay. You clear your throat and try desperately to stay serious. Knock knock.
>Who dere?
>Special.
>Special who?
>Special huggies!
>Pink starts laughing, but her eyes meet a stern gaze from Deep Purple and her laughter dies down in an embarrassed series of hiccups. Echoes just looks at you, then shakes his head slowly.
>You look at the fluffies, a puzzled expression on your face. What? You didnt get it?.
>Deep Purple stares at you coldly. Pwease dahdeh, no teww diwty jokies when bahbes wissen.
